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ARE YOU IN A MID-LIFE CRISIS? READ BELOW!

There are 5 basic mid-life crises

1: (to average 6 year olds)
If you find yourself saying things like, "I can't do subtraction!" Or, "I'm afraid of the dark!" You are most likely in a mid-life crisis.

2: (to average 10 year olds)
If you find yourself thinking things like, "I want to be popular!" Or, "I want to be in charge!" You are probably in a mid-life crisis as well.

3: (to average 14 year olds)
If you find yourself wondering about things like, "I am overwhelmed!" Or, "I can't stand math!" You are definitely in a mid-life crisis.

4: (to people between 18-30)
If you find yourself doing things like DRINKING MOCHAS OR NOT SLEEPING WELL then... there is no hope for your situation. *this could occur to other minors as well

5: (40 ish)
Ok...seriously girls. This is the technical age for a real mid-life crisis. Sorry minors.

To get away from the humorous side of things, you may feel like you're in a "mid-li…